My name's Matthew Mitchell! I go to Andrew Hill and I like French, swimming, and volleyball! :) I reblog what makes me laugh or smile.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
(Source: fuckyeahdementia)
SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"
Patrick: "Yeah I get called that a lot"
SpongeBob: "What, a genius?"
Patrick: "No, Patrick."
(Source: yourmykryptonite01)
Reblog if you’re a potato.
(Source: thanhv)
